illest:

Dragonbreath by Thomas Fritz

illest:

Dragonbreath by Thomas Fritz
  • Stranger: *bumps into me*
  • Me: Oh my god, I'm sorry!
  • Friend: *bumps into me*
  • Me: u wana fuckign GO i can take on 20 skeletons at the same time dont test me
mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.
So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.
Weird right?
I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.
After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.
She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 
This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.
Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

mrscarstairs:

Gather round children, whilst I tell you a little story.

So I was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate, when I got thirsty and decided what the hell, Ima get myself a Coke. So I went down to the vending machine on our floor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke. Well, TWO cokes popped out.

Weird right?

I looked around, wondering if I was on one of those punk’d shows, and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrumming came from the machine, and lo and behold, 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT.

After checking my debit card statement, I found that I was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty, I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room. After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cokes are affected.

She bought two Sprites, and what the fuck do ya know, she got those damn Sprites, AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. 

This of course jammed the machine, and before I knew it, I was on my knees with my arm up the Coke machine, practically birthing these little fuckers. I even read off their names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well.

Behold our finished family. 19 cokes, 2 Sprites, and a Cherry Coke, all the result of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.

arabellesicardi:

I’m always out on the weekends snuggling with my queer coven so I have perfected the weekend beauty bag. Here is what I carry around, and here is the look that comes out of it most of the time. 

  1. Skincare: i wash my makeup off with coconut oil and then a cleansing oil, then I do a sheet mask and/or use my Tatcha Serum. I talk about Tatcha pretty regularly and I have plans for you all regarding the brand — just you wait. I’ve been using this eye cream lately, too. I don’t think eye creams are really necessary to routines — but I find it soothing for my puffy eyes, so I use it. 
  2. Makeup: I prime with Urban Detox, which isn’t a primer, but it moisturizes and makes my skin feel nice at the start of a hungover late morning/early afternoon. Sometimes I just use spot concealer (with this brush) rather than foundation nowadays. I find applying this foundation with your fingers works a lot better than with a brush. I actually prefer just using concealer as necessary at this point though. #blessed!!!!! For blush and illuminator I use a now discontinued Armani Blush  but I’m kind of hoping they re-release it or release something similar for 2014 Holiday….fingers crossed. It’s absolutely stunning. I’m contouring with the also discontinued LE Anastasia Palette (still available on Amazon, but for $20 more than retail)— as an alternative, the Smashbox Contour Kit OR the NYX Taupe Blush is totally good. I contour with a Real Techniques brush. As for lips, I’m wearing my friend’s lipstick from Color Pop — Creature, named after her blog. It’s a delicious matte. Apply carefully! For $5, it’s a total steal. I often wear Lady Danger nowadays, too. Oh — and I do my brows with Anatasia Brow Pencil.
  3. Perfume: Changes every day, I just carry a handful of travel sized atomizers to apply through my weekends. I’m currently revisiting Escentric Molecules Molecule 01.
cypheroftyr:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.


Hold on friend, we are coming, it’s ok.

cypheroftyr:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

Elephants are the reincarnated souls of some really decent people.

Hold on friend, we are coming, it’s ok.

americxanhorrorstory:

"I’ve never had fans in the younger generation before, so that’s really cool."

pensacosi:

How to make comics

My first vine

quirkilicious:

Everyone’s a scrub in the eyes of Toph